12 Trouble Tickets of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
There is a bug in the latest release…

On the second day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the third day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the fourth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the fifth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the sixth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the seventh day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Seven Incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the eighth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Eight reports that do not balance
Seven incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the ninth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Nine PCs that need software reloaded
Eight reports that do not balance
Seven incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the tenth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Ten lost admin passwords
Nine PCs that need software reloaded
Eight reports that do not balance
Seven incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the eleventh day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Eleven server alarms
Ten lost admin passwords
Nine PCs that need software reloaded
Eight reports that do not balance
Seven incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

On the twelfth day of Christmas a trouble ticket was assigned to me:
Twelve bad customer references
Eleven server alarms
Ten lost admin passwords
Nine PCs that need software reloaded
Eight reports that do not balance
Seven incomplete test plans
Six irate customers
Five databases without backups
Four hacked websites
Three “No connection could be made because the target machine actively refused it”
Two stack traces
And there is a bug in the latest release…

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